Real Dads

Michael came up to me this morning with a magazine that had an ad for a resort on the back cover.  The ad had a family of four frolicking in a lush pool.  He informed me that they aren't a real family and only actors.  I, stupidly, asked him how he knew this. 

"Dad...just look at the father.  He has a six pack.  Everyone knows that real Dads don't have six packs...they are only actors." 

I need a Krispy Kreme....